02. Bruised pelvis from failed back-flip attempts

03. Several slipped vertebrae from failed back-flip attempts

04. Split collarbones from failed back-flip attempts

05. Fractured knuckles from punching steel kegs, bandmates, fans and self

06. Dislocated shoulder from hurling self into titanium drum set

07. Concussion from slamming head into steel keg

08. Partially severed finger from onstage mishap with angle grinder

09. Wide array of general tissue degeneration